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Topic: Just say it with cues.......

Boys....

Is your love life getting you down?

Is it a fruitless task trying to please her?

Is she utterly sick of the way you do nothing except watch pool DVDs and play pool on an evening?

Do you simply want to bring that spark back into your relationship?

Well..We here at Diamond Marriage Guidance PLC (TM) just may have the solution....

Buy her a NEW CUSTOM CUE.

Yes, its that simple. Just pick one of the beautiful hand made cues for that special person in your life from Cue Corner in the Pro Shop and watch your love life blossom like a summer flower.

...but don't take it from me, take it from the countless thousands that have used our services.......

'I used to be such a bland individual until I bought a cue from Simon, then things really took off, thank you diamond'    Lee Rigby, GB9 Ball Tour Chair

'His custom cues are a skirt magnet' Raj Hundal, World Masters Champion

'Diamond always makes me pay for stuff when I should get it free, I hate him.' Darren Appleton, Euro Tour winner and 8 Ball legend.

Cue Corner

Remember, don't say it with flowers, say it with a NEW CUSTOM CUE.








Disclaimers:
1) All sales through Pro9.co.uk
2) thediamond will accept no responsibility if you don't get any on a regular basis, you may be ugly and no amount of custom cues will make a girl sleep with you.

LOL

LOL, nice schon

Before reading this i'd be well pleased with a new cue as a gift, but now i'll just be suspicious me thinks....

On 2008-05-05 10:07 , MissCue Wrote:

Thank you. All tongue firmly in cheek of course. 99.9999% of my customers are male, I am just appealing to their way of thinking.

Tell you what, I am not sure if you play the American discipline but I will offer 10% discount to all ladies in the Yorkshire region. Can't say any fairer than that!

sounds good, i am actually looking into getting a cue, ive only been playing american pool for a few months as im just coming over from english 8ball, but am sick of playing with borrowed cues which i know is holding me back somewhat...
if i win that ob1 shaft i'll need something to screw it into anyway

I am coming over to Wakefield to destroy Dixon one night this week. I will bring a handful of cues with me. Get the Dog down, he needs bringing back down to earth also.

On 2008-05-04 20:30 , thediamond Wrote:

Libel proceedings commenced

I know it's Shir's birthday on Thursday but the number of little hints I'm getting is making me a little suspicious to say the least. First it was Big Dave and now it's TheDiamond!

depends what night diamond coz the dogs going to vegas on wednesday morning pal

Ah yes, I forgot. We don't need him anyway. I am coming over to Barnsley Thursday night if you can spare an hour, can go to Rileys unless you have a 9 Ball table in your club?

dunno, think i need the expert opinion of my bestest buddy

Andy doesn't know a sausage about American cues. Besides....I am an expert....trust me.

Tell you what, I am not sure if you play the American discipline but I will offer 10% discount to all ladies in the Yorkshire region. Can't say any fairer than that!

i will pretend to be a laydeee for 10% discount but i cant pretend to be from YORKSHIRE !!

ill have to leave it ha ha

Bet you look quite fetching in a dress, Phil

I am not really too knowledgeable about custom cues therefore find it hard to appreciate them properly.

But this cue just looks amazing...

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=94385

I have never seen a cue so intricate.

Yeah, what a cue. Ken was gutted it wasn't ready for the show so he could show it off, ha, ha! Can't rush an artist though. Bob's work is up there with the best. A serious cue with an even more serious price.