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emesy
Home away from home
Joined: 25-Feb-2007
Posts: 310
From: worcs
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Posted: 2007-05-17 22:40
hello peter blanchard if your listening. i am here to offer you the chance of 9-ball enlightenment. i feel that if you let me be your personal coach, i can elevate your game to an untouchable level which will eventually result in your innevitable triumph in the worlds greatest sport. you possess all the atributes and spiritual understanding to rise from the flames and take whats rightfully yours. although you havent proven yourself yet in major competition, i can clearly see you are the only man who can truely dominate a sport of both precision and chance. let me know when you want your first lesson so we can erase the madness and get down to fulfilling THE proficy so i can eventually sleep knowing everything is in its right place. you know what to do, your number has been called.
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shir
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 2201
From: Rotterdam
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Posted: 2007-05-17 22:52
are you bored?
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emesy
Home away from home
Joined: 25-Feb-2007
Posts: 310
From: worcs
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Posted: 2007-05-17 22:59
not at all i am just trying to help pete unlock his potential because he lacks drive and belief.
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cusack_147
Home away from home
Joined: 17-Mar-2006
Posts: 991
From: Southport
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:05
I think Pete Blanchard is more suited to advertising Garnier for men than playing professional pool!!
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nicknameless
Home away from home
Joined: 10-Jan-2007
Posts: 560
From: Birmingham
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Posted: 2007-05-17 23:18
Pete was trying to unlock his potential via the mode of drink in Stafford. A very impressive performance (at the bar).
Roll on the Mids mosconi Mr Blanchard.
emesy - you can't coach an enigma, you simply have to sit back, watch, and learn.
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RACKRUNNER21
Home away from home
Joined: 19-Sep-2006
Posts: 862
From: Bristol
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Posted: 2007-05-18 08:02
On 2007-05-17 22:40 , emesy Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! hello peter blanchard if your listening. i am here to offer you the chance of 9-ball enlightenment. i feel that if you let me be your personal coach, i can elevate your game to an untouchable level which will eventually result in your innevitable triumph in the worlds greatest sport. you possess all the atributes and spiritual understanding to rise from the flames and take whats rightfully yours. although you havent proven yourself yet in major competition, i can clearly see you are the only man who can truely dominate a sport of both precision and chance. let me know when you want your first lesson so we can erase the madness and get down to fulfilling THE proficy so i can eventually sleep knowing everything is in its right place. you know what to do, your number has been called. lol, i think this post was supposed to be in the joke thread
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thecure-figurehead
Just can't stay away
Joined: 10-Mar-2007
Posts: 79
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Posted: 2007-05-18 09:52
This reminds me of the time he sliced the cueball sideways when attempting one of his infamous power-breaks against me…as the ball was slowly heading embarrassingly towards the middle bag, Blank-card in an attempt to hide this amateurish blunder went flying over the corner of the table to try and grab the white. Unfortunately he caught the corner of the table and did a kind of mid-air summersault the likes of which usually resevred for the Russians at the Olympics…on his way down his left leg landed on the pack and 5 balls went down.…”beat that Peachy!” he screamed, in agony, as he lay upside down with his left leg over the side rail and his head pressed against the harsh, tiled floor. The next time I saw him he was wearing a neck brace. The silly fool [ This message was edited by: thecure_figurehead on 2007-05-18 10:28 ]
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Riggers
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Mar-2006
Posts: 4454
From: Barnsley (centre of the universe)
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Posted: 2007-05-18 10:07
That last comment was quite funny up until the last line, which is out of line. Pete's a nice guy, he plays for sheer enjoyment, supports and enjoys the events. You can't knock that. [ This message was edited by: Riggers on 2007-05-18 10:08 ]
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Pool-Ace
Home away from home
Joined: 04-May-2006
Posts: 174
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Posted: 2007-05-18 10:13
I have to agree with Riggers. What's he done to deserve a comment like that?
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SkyBlueJim
Home away from home
Joined: 16-Jan-2007
Posts: 328
From: Coventry
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Posted: 2007-05-18 10:32
On 2007-05-18 10:13 , Pool-Ace Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! I have to agree with Riggers. What's he done to deserve a comment like that? I agree wholeheartedly, Pete is a good bloke, its easy to hide behind a name on here and take the mickey out of somebody and he doesnt deserve that [ This message was edited by: BigDave on 2007-05-18 10:35 ]
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nicknameless
Home away from home
Joined: 10-Jan-2007
Posts: 560
From: Birmingham
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Posted: 2007-05-18 10:47
I think you might find that is actually Pete posting! Unmistakeable turn of phrase.
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Shooter
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 517
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Posted: 2007-05-18 11:35
Jesus! We've had this post before! ----------------- 
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Pool-Ace
Home away from home
Joined: 04-May-2006
Posts: 174
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Posted: 2007-05-18 13:05
I was thinking that when I read it too!
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Bedger101
Just popping in
Joined: 16-May-2007
Posts: 4
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Posted: 2007-05-18 13:30
I would just like to say that The cure figurehead is a complete girls thingy! And i dont care if i get banned for saying so!
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Bedger101
Just popping in
Joined: 16-May-2007
Posts: 4
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Posted: 2007-05-18 13:30
POST DELETED:
1. No-one is to insult, degrade, slate or generally post negative views about other players or members of the site. If you can't say anything nice, then keep it to yourself.
2. Try to keep the sexual conversations to a minimum - I understand it's just a bit of fun, but please remember there are not only under 18's on this site but also others who may be offended by vulgar comments.[ This message was edited by: BigDave on 2007-05-18 14:02 ]
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Bedger101
Just popping in
Joined: 16-May-2007
Posts: 4
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Posted: 2007-05-18 13:30
 [ This message was edited by: Bedger101 on 2007-05-18 13:31 ]
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Pool-Ace
Home away from home
Joined: 04-May-2006
Posts: 174
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Posted: 2007-05-18 13:40
lol - I think this forum has been taken over by 5 year olds. Shouldn't you guys be a school !!!
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