9-Ball
Topic: 'Jesus' - 9 Ball legend or total loser?

Interesting thread about Jesus, I’ve a few stories myself that give an insight into the guy.
For starters, not only is he good but he likes to play mind games too. I was playing a match one time, going for a 9-ball and he stops play, he says that the Gold chain with a cross on was ‘offending him’ as it ‘had bad memories’ for him? Also when left in difficult snookers, he would look skywards and mutter ‘Help me out here’?

But to be fair, he does helps others out. Once a group of his friends were on the £250 fruit machines fishing for a big win. But they spending loads and getting nothing. Jesus said something about ‘Try casting your money in the machine on the other side.’ They stuck a quid in and lo behold they won the jackpot, their pockets were bulging with cash.

Other time there was a guy, Laz or larry he had been ill for weeks in bed. No one knew what to do. Jesus went round his gaff, says ‘I’ll treat you to a game’ Before you could say, ‘halleluiah!’ Laz was down Rileys, eating chicken nuggets and watching Jesus perform miracles on the pool table.

Apparently his Dad, Joseph is a cue maker or a carpenter. I can’t be 100% all this is true. But seriously, someone should write a book about him, unless I’m confusing him with someone else.

there is only one jesus you sicko. doubles n trebles are but a concentrational compolsory therapy to peter blank hard and i think you have offended him enough as it is mister cure-figurehead or whatever the the devils playground you call yourself. in fact i challenge you to a money match at the next bpppa event as well you sordid female dog.

Emesy.

Stop clicking the send button twice! lol.

Emesy - I warned you about the meths...Leave ii!

three google searches of interest, make sure you use quotes:
"Daryl Peach wins"
"Ralf Souquet wins"
"Pete Blanchard wins" or "Peter Blanchard wins"

try it... I think you'll find the results very enlightening!

So where does this guy Jesus get off?

He was brilliant yet I'm sure he was throwing in the odd spastic shot to make him look like he wasn't really a professional.

If you're a great player you DO NOT slice the cue ball directly into the middle off the break.

bare in mind he beat you in coventry so if he's a total loser what would you refer yourself to?

Don't worry, he'll never make it to the top spot, coz I'll be there to keep him off it!

I've got a magical break secret... hit the 1 ball really, really hard!

I met that Jesus bloke a couple of weeks ago in a hotel lobby. He threw a couple of nails at the receptionist and asked if she could put him up for the night.

i spoke to jesus a few weeks ago in solihull. when i told him who the figurehead was he replied ' what that tart i gave a 3-zip head start when i was angry and i still beat him easily! jesus is a god!