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Darkside
Home away from home
Joined: 06-Jul-2006
Posts: 668
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Posted: 2011-04-12 13:42
THe top 5 excuses that people use to skip the title 1) Its to sunny sorry mate i cant make it (matt Ford) 2) Im washing my hair (matt Ford) 3) I should of called im sorry no no stop im really sososo sorry shhhhh im sorry il pay up front next time...tutututut sorry so sorry (Ads) 4) Work just called (matt Ford) 5) I aint coming coz ive seen the draw (mention no names) Its getting terrible that people like Indy go out of there way to help and you get Donkeys letting him down time and time again Darkside....The peoples champion [ This message was edited by: Darkside on 2011-04-12 13:59 ]
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TRD
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Sep-2010
Posts: 1032
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Posted: 2011-04-12 15:09
That curry I had last night was too hot - Martin chapman
The pressure of been the model for the new shirt on the gb 9 site and pro 9 is putting too much expectations on my shoulder - Adam stevens
I have more slices on the go than kiplin himself I'm finding it hard to concentrate - Jonny Cooper
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Cue_Of_Thunder
Home away from home
Joined: 22-Mar-2006
Posts: 323
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Posted: 2011-04-12 15:16
My fake tan got in my eye...........Craig "Mangerine" Dixon
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tigger147
Home away from home
Joined: 19-Jun-2007
Posts: 2605
From: liverpool
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Posted: 2011-04-12 15:19
I've ran out of pink shirts - you know who
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expertfluke
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 749
From: Hertfordshire
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Posted: 2011-04-12 15:28
'I turned up mate but Rileys had closed down the club!?'
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Snapool
Home away from home
Joined: 09-Aug-2008
Posts: 341
From: High Wycombe
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Posted: 2011-04-12 15:44
My auntie's friends sisters dog died.
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TRD
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Sep-2010
Posts: 1032
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Posted: 2011-04-12 16:09
I was practicing been a bumda and forgot about the comp !! - Jason defanny
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Cue_Of_Thunder
Home away from home
Joined: 22-Mar-2006
Posts: 323
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Posted: 2011-04-12 16:25
On 2011-04-12 16:09 , TRD Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! I was practicing been a bumda and forgot about the comp !! - Jason defanny Good one. Brilliant.
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TRD
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Sep-2010
Posts: 1032
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Posted: 2011-04-12 16:35
I think I have put my contact lenses on inside out - simon dvali
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Cue_Of_Thunder
Home away from home
Joined: 22-Mar-2006
Posts: 323
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Posted: 2011-04-12 17:22
I'm not one to moan but the table wasn't level- Aggie Baillie
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KAM
Just can't stay away
Joined: 17-Dec-2008
Posts: 99
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:20
dixon and jason u crack me up hahahhahahha
bumda and mangerine guido lol
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Ads
Home away from home
Joined: 07-Sep-2007
Posts: 1894
From: Essex, England
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:35
i looked in the mirror, realised how old i was and decided to retire a "multi millionaire"......Darkside [ This message was edited by: Ads on 2011-04-12 18:39 ]
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phil9ball
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 1102
From: Ipswich
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:45
I'm from up north and we've run out of coal 
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TRD
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Sep-2010
Posts: 1032
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:52
I'm from ipswich bf my personality isn't strong enough for pool but I'm good at arm wrestling if that counts for anything  ----------------- The Real Deal ! [ This message was edited by: TRD on 2011-04-12 18:53 ]
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phil9ball
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 1102
From: Ipswich
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:56
lol and I'm 100% a northern loser to an ipswich lad who would also kick your back side at arm wrestling  hee hee [ This message was edited by: phil9ball on 2011-04-12 18:57 ]
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TRD
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Sep-2010
Posts: 1032
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Posted: 2011-04-12 18:58
No comment haha
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Majestic
Home away from home
Joined: 21-Nov-2007
Posts: 390
From: North Devon
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Posted: 2011-04-15 17:08
I've decided to retire before my place gets taken as West Indies number one player........Darkside
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Darkside
Home away from home
Joined: 06-Jul-2006
Posts: 668
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Posted: 2011-04-16 08:43
no my son...i decided to retire to relax.......yeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhaaaa
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fordy
Home away from home
Joined: 23-Jun-2008
Posts: 181
From: Berkshire
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Posted: 2011-04-16 09:09
On 2011-04-12 13:42 , Darkside Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! THe top 5 excuses that people use to skip the title
1) Its to sunny sorry mate i cant make it (matt Ford)
2) Im washing my hair (matt Ford)
3) I should of called im sorry no no stop im really sososo sorry shhhhh im sorry il pay up front next time...tutututut sorry so sorry (Ads)
4) Work just called (matt Ford)
5) I aint coming coz ive seen the draw (mention no names)
Its getting terrible that people like Indy go out of there way to help and you get Donkeys letting him down time and time again
Let's get one thing straight Esprit, i've been supporting events at Mickey's for the last two years, only missed the last couple I think. Last Saturday was a beautiful day and I prefered to spend the day with my wife and child out and about than the whole day in a pool hall. Agree Indy does a great job getting events on and I look forward to playing in future comps but pool is just a once a month hobby for me and i'd rather do other stuff.
Instead of spending your life posting pathetic threads why don't you do something more constructive like go for a run ...
Darkside....The peoples champion
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