| Author |
JohnTerry |
|
Agentsoap
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Nov-2009
Posts: 258
From: Upper England
|
Posted: 2010-02-01 13:32
John Terry was seen in a London casino at the weekend putting £500 on a card hand ...when asked what he was up to ? he replied "I'm playing Bridge for a monkey !"...   ----------------- The Agent [ This message was edited by: Agentsoap on 2010-02-01 13:33 ]
|
|
flash
Home away from home
Joined: 16-Nov-2006
Posts: 240
|
Posted: 2010-02-01 14:03
Wayne Bridge bought his wife a replica of his nob made out of cadburys chocolate, she said she prefers Terrys!!
|
|
BigDave
Forum User
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 11008
From: England
|
Posted: 2010-02-01 14:06
Ahhh, now I get the first joke! 
|
|
Agentsoap
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Nov-2009
Posts: 258
From: Upper England
|
Posted: 2010-02-01 14:14
On 2010-02-01 14:06 , BigDave Wrote:!!! QUOTE !!! Ahhh, now I get the first joke! just made that one up ...lol.........obv got far too much time on me hands !!!! ----------------- The Agent
|
|
Administrator
Moderator
|
Posted: 2010-02-02 13:46
 Quote
|
|
thecardman
Home away from home
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 359
|
Posted: 2010-02-02 13:59
From Alan Davies on Twitter - apparently, John Terry has lost the England Captain's armband. Capello has asked Wayne Bridge to see if it's under his bed. Best wishes thecardman ----------------- The Cardman's Blog[ This message was edited by: thecardman on 2010-02-02 14:04 ]
|
|
Agentsoap
Home away from home
Joined: 30-Nov-2009
Posts: 258
From: Upper England
|
Posted: 2010-02-02 14:41
classics !!! ----------------- The Agent [ This message was edited by: Agentsoap on 2010-02-02 14:42 ]
|
|
Steady
Quite a regular
Joined: 17-Oct-2007
Posts: 65
|
Posted: 2010-02-03 12:41
Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst Terry remains captain. lets all hope he sleeps with Heskey's missus before the summer !!!!!
|
|
adolf
Just can't stay away
Joined: 21-Dec-2009
Posts: 104
|
Posted: 2010-02-03 16:21
i think terry deserve a pat on the back to be honest because the mistrass is a beauty, where as the wife is just a typical wag blonde with big titss who is probably high maintanence
|
|
Destroyer
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 530
|
Posted: 2010-02-04 13:26
that vanessa's been round a good few players - what a sl@g. gudjohnsen the latest to be revealed!
|
|
cd
Home away from home
Joined: 23-Jul-2008
Posts: 2246
From: Hemsworth
|
Posted: 2010-02-04 13:52
I wish she'd come round some pool players !
|
|
hasbeen
Quite a regular
Joined: 16-Jul-2009
Posts: 45
|
Posted: 2010-02-04 18:45
Chelsea where ever you maybe,don't trust your wife with John Terry.It could be worse he could be scouse,he'll shag your missus then rob your house.2 hours ago clear
|
|
RACKRUNNER21
Home away from home
Joined: 19-Sep-2006
Posts: 862
From: Bristol
|
Posted: 2010-02-05 11:15
Some more jokes
After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife
John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.
What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.
What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...
Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "Chelsea, Wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".
We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.
Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his wife.
Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "They say his mum's a stealer, They say his dad's a dealer, He's screwing his mate's Sheila, The Terry Family".
John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty
|
|
fordy
Home away from home
Joined: 23-Jun-2008
Posts: 181
From: Berkshire
|
Posted: 2010-02-05 14:00
Bit of gossip for everyone...
The mystery 5th player who Vanessa Perroncel has had an affair with is infact Ashley Cole, you will all read about it in the News Of The World this Sunday.
|
|
flash
Home away from home
Joined: 16-Nov-2006
Posts: 240
|
Posted: 2010-02-05 14:39
Thats nearly a full England defence! The England team could just take her to South Africa, think of the carbon footprint reduction!!
|
|
adolf
Just can't stay away
Joined: 21-Dec-2009
Posts: 104
|
Posted: 2010-02-05 15:03
every hole is a goal if you ask me !!!!!!!!!!!
|
