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Ludachris
Not too shy to talk
Joined: 14-Jul-2009
Posts: 27
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Posted: 2009-10-19 17:35
In order to save money my friend employed a butler with his left arm missing, he was totally rubbish. Served him right.......
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BigDave
Forum User
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 11008
From: England
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Posted: 2009-10-19 18:39
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
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cd
Home away from home
Joined: 23-Jul-2008
Posts: 2246
From: Hemsworth
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Posted: 2009-10-20 10:51
I thought u was on about Simon dvali for a min then till I realised it was a joke !
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BigDave
Forum User
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 11008
From: England
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Posted: 2009-10-20 11:21
Oh lord, let's change the subject...
Someone sent me a text today, all it said was "a" "g" "n" "b" !! Well, I thought it was bang out of order !
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cd
Home away from home
Joined: 23-Jul-2008
Posts: 2246
From: Hemsworth
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Posted: 2009-10-20 11:30
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated, and kept asking "Why didnt they want me?". I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me and asked me 2 make love 2 her.
In hindsight, taking her passionately from behind, shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" halfway through wasn't the best idea!
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BigDave
Forum User
Joined: 13-Mar-2006
Posts: 11008
From: England
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Posted: 2009-10-20 21:32
I got called a 'catalyst' by a total stranger. I thought, "That makes a change..."
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bruno
Home away from home
Joined: 14-Mar-2006
Posts: 673
From: Aberdeen, Scotland
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Posted: 2009-10-20 21:38
Scotsman Englishman and Irishman walk into a bar.
Barman said "is this some kind of a joke?"
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memsi
Just popping in
Joined: 08-Oct-2006
Posts: 5
From: Leicester
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Posted: 2009-10-21 14:57
If you think life is bad imagine being an egg. You anly get smashed once, laid once, and the only woman who sits on your face is your mum!
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Blackref
Home away from home
Joined: 27-Aug-2006
Posts: 179
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Posted: 2009-10-21 17:25
4 Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire on the beach. They were all philosophizing on what the fastest thing in the world was.
Seymour said "i tink de fasses ting is a thought because b4 u can tink it, it already thought"
winston said "nah man da fassess ting is a blink cos b4 u tink 2 blink u dun blink already"
Delroy said "no man de fasses ting is helectricity becas when u turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on"
Leroy say "nah man de fasses ting is diarrhoea"
DIARRHOEA they all say. Yes cos las nite b4 i could tink, blink or switch de lite on me s**t meself
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